Bleck.

In my house I have:

Ritz Crackers
Wheat Thins Crackers
Pepperidge Farm Sesame Stick Crackers
Cheddar Goldfish Crackers
Honey Graham Crackers

But, my stomach craves:

Plain old saltine crackers

Had I had the foresight to have bought saltine crackers at the store this week my stomach would surely crave a different variety of cracker.

And so it goes. Every night at this time of night. So if you happen to see a lady having a breakdown in the cracker aisle of Ralphs, just ignore me and keep shopping.